so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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