Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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