he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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