Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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