I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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