shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Is it because I queefed?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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