Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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