Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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