3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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