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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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