I don't think brook has ever known best
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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