quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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