i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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