Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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