We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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