Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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