You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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