now i know why i became what i already was.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
But theres a keg here and me gusta
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
