Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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