Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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