I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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