Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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