you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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