omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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