Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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