He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
not ubering you a puppy
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
