theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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