member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Actions speak louder than pants.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
