I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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