Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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