Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Randomize
