i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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