I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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