Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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