Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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