You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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