I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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