I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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