I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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