Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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