I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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