She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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