we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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