He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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