The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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