Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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