my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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