i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
