Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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