We won't sleep together?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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